A Soapy Mess Horoscope: September 2016

Make sure you talk to yourself in a positive way so more good things will happen in your life. Negativity is like a weed that gets bigger and bigger creating ugly thoughts and actions. Positivity is like a beautiful blooming flower that radiates, creating beautiful thoughts and actions.

Fortune Cookie

If you prepare for the unexpected, you can only be pleasantly surprised.

Henry Ford Quote

“ Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again. This time more intelligently.” ~ Henry Ford

Napolean Hill Quote

“ Effort only fully releases its reward after a person refuses to quit.” ~ Napoleon Hill

Raam Dev Quote

“ The gift of life is enough; everything else is a bonus.” ~ Raam Dev

John W. Garder Quote

“ Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.” ~ John W. Garder

August 14, 2016

By The Astrologer, Kelli Fox Today, selfish Venus will oppose delusional Neptune, causing problems in romantic relationships. Instead of obsessing over problems, lavish a loved one with affection. Being neglectful could cause a serious rift. It's better to be generous. Instead of wallowing in self-pity, present a partner with a beautiful gift. Single people may feel isolated and lonely under this influence. Rather than focusing on feelings of alienation, cultivate an appreciation for independence. Savor the ability to choose movies, restaurants and music without having to consult anyone else. Plan a vacation to a destination that has always been a source of fascination. Looking ahead, attractive Venus will form a trine to seductive Pluto. Romantic relationships could enjoy an extra dash of spice. It will also be a good time to ask for a favor or apply for a loan. If you're celebrating your birthday today, the year ahead urges you to put an end to wishful thinking. Instead of dreaming about your ideal life, take practical steps toward it. It may be necessary to live on a tight budget in order to move across country, switch jobs or live on your own. Take the plunge. Kelli Fox is a certified astrologer, co-founder of The Astrologer Inc. and Lifescript horoscope expert. Kelli is a member of the American Federation of Astrologers, National Council for Geocosmic Research and International Society for Astrological.

August 13, 2016

By The Astrologer, Kelli Fox Restrictive Saturn goes direct today, putting added emphasis on financial responsibility. This isn't a good time to make lavish purchases. Having money in reserve will be helpful in covering emergency expenses. It can also provide relief from stress. Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces soon may be especially grateful they exercised restraint. In addition, luxurious Venus forms a square to Saturn. Although temptations will beckon from store windows, it's best to make existing resources stretch as far as they possibly can. Romantic relationships may feel strain, thanks to this added emphasis on frugality. Resist the temptation to snipe at a beloved partner when forced to stick to a budget. Looking ahead, the optimistic Sun will form a trine to unorthodox Uranus. Being a refreshing alternative to the status quo will pay off handsomely. Don't blend in; stand out. If it's your birthday today, the year ahead may teach you to live on less money. Your income won't necessarily decrease, but you might feel overwhelmed by all the excess in your life. Learning to stretch your resources will give you a deeper appreciation for what you have. Kelli Fox is a certified astrologer, co-founder of The Astrologer Inc. and Lifescript horoscope expert. Kelli is a member of the American Federation of Astrologers, National Council for Geocosmic Research and International Society for Astrological.

August 12, 2016

By The Astrologer, Kelli Fox Today, the imprudent Sagittarius Moon makes tough angles to Mercury, Venus and Neptune. This isn't a good time to offer critical feedback. Loved ones probably will not respond well to helpful suggestions, taking them as insults instead. When asked for an opinion, maintain a diplomatic silence. It may be the only way to avoid an argument under these tense influences. In addition, the Moon will form a conjunction to mature Saturn. Instead of criticizing others for their shortcomings, undergo a self-improvement program. People hate lectures. They respond better to those who lead by example. Refuse to accept second best; go for the gold. Looking ahead, the structured Capricorn Moon will make supportive aspects to clever Mercury and upbeat Jupiter. Making plans for the future could feel empowering. Envision the ideal outcome and then work toward it. If you're celebrating your birthday today, the year ahead may invite you to work on your relationships. Resist the temptation to judge others. Cultivate your own happiness instead. When you focus on your own challenges, ties to friends, family and colleagues will get stronger. The only person you can change is yourself. Kelli Fox is a certified astrologer, co-founder of The Astrologer Inc. and Lifescript horoscope expert. Kelli is a member of the American Federation of Astrologers, National Council for Geocosmic Research and International Society for Astrological.

August 11, 2016

By The Astrologer, Kelli Fox The upbeat Sagittarius Moon makes a conjunction with active Mars. It's a great time to try new things. Taking a trip to an exotic country, sampling foreign food and studying different belief systems are all good options. Exploring unfamiliar territory can pay off in strange and unexpected ways. Outdoor activities are also favored. Playing a team sport, taking a hike or biking through a beautiful neighborhood can keep sadness at bay. Physical exercise is a great outlet for stress. It can also cultivate optimism. There's nothing quite so attractive as someone who radiates positive energy, so prepare to be romantically pursued. Looking ahead, vain Venus opposes delusional Neptune. Selfish behavior can cause arguments from out of the blue. Be considerate of others or angry outbursts could occur. If it's your birthday today, the year ahead could be a time of tremendous adventure. Plan at least one exotic trip in the next twelve months. Exploring a culture that is radically different from your own will be enlightening. You might even be inspired to adopt a new belief system or unusual lifestyle. Kelli Fox is a certified astrologer, co-founder of The Astrologer Inc. and Lifescript horoscope expert. Kelli is a member of the American Federation of Astrologers, National Council for Geocosmic Research and International Society for Astrological.

August 10, 2016

By The Astrologer, Kelli Fox Today, thoughtful Mercury makes a trine to insightful Pluto. It's a great time to make political, business and professional plans. Detecting hidden trends can result in victory, especially for Taurus, Virgo and Capricorn. It's a good idea to pay attention to powerful hunches. Intuition is a wonderful guide and can yield impressive profits. Launching a business, making investments, and buying property can pay off handsomely. It's also a good time to go on job interviews. Making an impression on an executive can result in a long-term work assignment that is quite lucrative. Be direct, witty and compelling when fielding questions. Looking ahead, frivolous Venus will make a square to serious Saturn. Social, romantic and financial problems could occur. Resist the temptation to sweep these issues under the rug. If you're celebrating your birthday today, the year ahead may prompt you to take a strong interest in your health. Devising ways to get more exercise could yield impressive results. It would also be wise to eat a more nutritious diet and improve your sleep habits. Small changes can yield dramatic results. Kelli Fox is a certified astrologer, co-founder of The Astrologer Inc. and Lifescript horoscope expert. Kelli is a member of the American Federation of Astrologers, National Council for Geocosmic Research and International Society for Astrological.

August 9, 2016

By The Astrologer, Kelli Fox Today, the seductive Scorpio Moon forms beneficial angles to Venus and Neptune. Affairs of the heart are greatly favored under this influence. Going on a date, romantic outing or relaxing vacation can cultivate intimacy. Finding love is possible, too. Obey a powerful urge to connect with someone who exudes an air of dark mystery. Passion flows freely now. Overcome modest impulses and express deep desires. Romantic partners can be receptive to enticing overtures. People born under the signs Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces may be especially receptive to kisses, cuddles and caresses. Don't withhold affection; display it at every opportunity. Looking ahead, the brutally honest Sagittarius Moon will make hard angles to Mercury, Venus and Neptune. Hard truths will not get a good reception. Either maintain a diplomatic silence or prepare to deal with hurt feelings. If it's your birthday today, an affair of the heart could go extremely well in the coming year. If you're single, you could meet someone special at an antique store, environmental rally or nightclub. Keep your eyes open for someone who exudes an air of dark mystery. Do you have a partner? Devote more energy to your sensual life together. Kelli Fox is a certified astrologer, co-founder of The Astrologer Inc. and Lifescript horoscope expert. Kelli is a member of the American Federation of Astrologers, National Council for Geocosmic Research and International Society for Astrological.

August 8, 2016

By The Astrologer, Kelli Fox Today, the flighty Libra Moon makes an opposition to rash Uranus. Impulsive decisions could be cause for regret. Instead of making a defiant gesture, take a few deep breaths and calm down. Consider the long-term implications of a decision. It may be best to postpone an important move, since it's difficult to think logically under this influence. Household appliances can act up, causing tremendous stress. Instead of giving in to feelings of frustration, take a few steps backward. Remember to keep the situation in perspective. It's easy to blow these malfunctions out of proportion. Machinery can be fixed or replaced. Looking ahead, the adventurous Sagittarius Moon will make a conjunction to energetic Mars. The urge to explore may be too strong to resist. Book a trip, take a class or study a spiritual belief. If you're celebrating your birthday today, you may decide to break away from family to live on your own. Alternatively, you and your loved ones could pack up and move across country. This change in surroundings may churn up powerful emotions. Be prepared to confront anger that has been brewing for some time. Kelli Fox is a certified astrologer, co-founder of The Astrologer Inc. and Lifescript horoscope expert. Kelli is a member of the American Federation of Astrologers, National Council for Geocosmic Research and International Society for Astrological.

August 7, 2016

By The Astrologer, Kelli Fox Reasonable Mercury opposes escapist Neptune today, making it difficult to discern fact from fiction. When problems occur, it will be tempting to sweep them under the rug. Unfortunately, this can make small difficulties much worse. Be sure to notify an authority figure of any delays or breakdowns. That way, alternate plans can be made in a timely fashion. This isn't a good time to make expensive purchases, particularly for Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius and Pisces. Falling for a persuasive sales pitch can result in serious buyer's remorse. At the very least, be sure to get a receipt for everything. Something that looks wonderful in the store may quickly lose its luster. Looking ahead, a trine between intelligent Mercury and insightful Pluto. This is an excellent time to formulate political, financial and business strategies. It's also a good opportunity to overhaul a health regimen. If it's your birthday today, the year ahead could make you very sensitive to other people's energy. Take care to surround yourself with positive people who fill you with enthusiasm. Keep a healthy distance from pessimists and cynics. With the right attitude, you can reach heights you never dreamed possible. Kelli Fox is a certified astrologer, co-founder of The Astrologer Inc. and Lifescript horoscope expert. Kelli is a member of the American Federation of Astrologers, National Council for Geocosmic Research and International Society for Astrological.

August 6, 2016

By The Astrologer, Kelli Fox Anxious Mercury forms a square to forbidding Saturn today. It's hard not to worry about work under this influence. Nervous tension can actually drive opportunity away. The best way to ensure job safety is to generate positive energy. When disappointments occur, treat them as launch pads to bigger and better opportunities. In addition, Venus makes a square to Mars. Jealousy could rear its ugly head in a romantic relationship. Try not to be possessive of a loved one. A romantic interest that strays isn't worth keeping, anyway. People born under the signs Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius and Pisces may faced with the choice of making up or breaking up. Looking ahead, the sultry Scorpio Moon will make supportive angles to both Venus and Neptune. Romantic outings of all kind will be favored. Go on a date, rendezvous or vacation. If you're celebrating your birthday today, the year ahead warns against excessive worry. Practicing relaxation techniques can be good for your health. Romantic squabbles can also take place, due to jealousy and lack of consideration. Don't stay in a relationship unless you are treated with kindness, care and consideration. Kelli Fox is a certified astrologer, co-founder of The Astrologer Inc. and Lifescript horoscope expert. Kelli is a member of the American Federation of Astrologers, National Council for Geocosmic Research and International Society for Astrological.

August 5, 2016

By The Astrologer, Kelli Fox Today, elegant Venus begins its journey in classy Virgo. Take this opportunity to buy business gifts or take clients out to dinner. Job interviews can go very well under this influence. It's also a good time to attend a professional conference or give a work presentation. Taurus, Virgo and Capricorn can make great career strides. The secret to getting a raise or landing a promotion may be looking the part of a professional. Adding classic pieces to a work wardrobe will be helpful in projecting an air of authority. A handsome status symbol like a briefcase or mobile phone can further cultivate success. Looking ahead, the fickle Libra Moon will oppose rash Uranus. Snap decisions could be cause for regret. Postpone an important choice until the middle of August. If it's your birthday today, the year ahead could inspire you to take an art class. Learning about different forms of expression will stimulate your own imagination. Take time out of your busy schedule to write, play music or make designs. Developing your own style will be empowering. Kelli Fox is a certified astrologer, co-founder of The Astrologer Inc. and Lifescript horoscope expert. Kelli is a member of the American Federation of Astrologers, National Council for Geocosmic Research and International Society for Astrological.

August 4, 2016

By The Astrologer, Kelli Fox Today, the picky Virgo Moon makes harsh angles to Mars, Saturn and Neptune. People have a tendency to nitpick. As a result, it will be difficult to get good ideas off the ground. Instead of asking for feedback, keep projects a secret. It would be unfortunate to expose a promising concept to withering criticism. Like a seed, burgeoning notions have to be protected and nourished. Fortunately, the Moon also forms a conjunction to clever Mercury. The heart and head are working in perfect harmony. It isn't necessary to get other people's approval when self- confidence is strong. Looking ahead, analytical Mercury will oppose instinctive Neptune. Heads may be at war with hearts. It may be impossible to satisfy anyone under this stressful influence. If you're celebrating your birthday today, the year ahead warns against overthinking. Instead of examining an issue from every angle, take risks. Defy conventional wisdom. Obey impulses. A brilliant idea for a writing project is worth following. Don't waste time on outlines; just scribble down whatever comes to mind. Kelli Fox is a certified astrologer, co-founder of The Astrologer Inc. and Lifescript horoscope expert. Kelli is a member of the American Federation of Astrologers, National Council for Geocosmic Research and International Society for Astrological.

August 3, 2016

By The Astrologer, Kelli Fox Love is in the air, thanks to today's trine between the Leo Moon and unrestrained Uranus. Beautiful gifts, loving words and passionate gestures can make this a memorable time. News of an engagement, marriage or elopement could also make the rounds. Pop the champagne and slice the cake; celebrations are in order. People born under the signs Aries, Leo and Sagittarius could be especially lucky in love. Those looking for romance could find it at a theater, sporting event or concert. Falling in love at first sight is a strong possibility under this influence. Don't waste time analyzing emotions; just act on them. Looking ahead, Mercury will square Saturn, causing tension on the professional front. In addition, Venus will make a hard angle to Mars, causing difficulties on the romantic front. If it's your birthday today, the year ahead could prompt you to make some unusual changes to your home life. Buying a place in an up-and-coming neighborhood may be a great investment. If you want to save money, find a roommate. It may feel like you live alone if you combine households with someone who keeps unusual hours. Kelli Fox is a certified astrologer, co-founder of The Astrologer Inc. and Lifescript horoscope expert. Kelli is a member of the American Federation of Astrologers, National Council for Geocosmic Research and International Society for Astrological.

August 2, 2016

By The Astrologer, Kelli Fox Love is in the air, thanks to the New Moon in Leo. It's a great time to get engaged or married. Some couples may be inspired to elope. Aries, Leo and Sagittarius may be especially vulnerable to Cupid's arrow. People in committed partnerships should work to add spice to their love lives. It pays to experiment under this magical influence. In addition, bold Mars moves into adventurous Sagittarius. Going on an exotic vacation is highly favored. If travel isn't possible, watching a movie or reading a book set in a foreign country could be stimulating. Do whatever is possible to get a change of scenery, either real or imagined. Looking ahead, alluring Venus will move into tailored Virgo. When dressing to impress, be conservative and classic. Don't push boundaries with a fashion-forward outfit. If you're celebrating your birthday today, the year ahead could be a time of fun and games. Go on lots of dates, attend plenty of parties and take at least one glamorous vacation. Gambles of all kinds can pay off in the next twelve months. Take a walk on the wild side. Kelli Fox is a certified astrologer, co-founder of The Astrologer Inc. and Lifescript horoscope expert. Kelli is a member of the American Federation of Astrologers, National Council for Geocosmic Research and International Society for Astrological.

August 1, 2016

By The Astrologer, Kelli Fox Today, the authoritative Sun forms a trine to serious Saturn. This is a marvelous opportunity for professional advancement. Getting a raise, promotion or impressive job could be in the cards. The key is to win the confidence of authority figures. This is best done by projecting an air of calm control. People born under the signs Aries, Leo and Sagittarius could experience tremendous success in the areas of business and politics. Winning an award or promotion is cause for celebration. The best way to get ahead is to display a passion for work. Don't be afraid to speak with energy and enthusiasm. Looking ahead, the analytical Virgo Moon will make hard angles to Mars, Saturn and Neptune. Developing a creative project can be difficult under these harsh aspects. Stick to practical jobs instead. If it's your birthday today, the year ahead may be a time of professional advancement. Do whatever it takes to get ahead in your chosen field. If this means getting an advanced degree or moving overseas, so be it. Launching your own business is another possibility. Start small and grow slowly but steadily. Kelli Fox is a certified astrologer, co-founder of The Astrologer Inc. and Lifescript horoscope expert. Kelli is a member of the American Federation of Astrologers, National Council for Geocosmic Research and International Society for Astrological.

July 31, 2016

By The Astrologer, Kelli Fox Enticing Venus forms a trine to spontaneous Uranus today. People born under the signs Aries, Leo and Sagittarius will be especially attractive to romance. Falling in love at first sight is a strong possibility. Those who have committed partners are strongly advised to arrange a special surprise for their partners. Impetuous gestures of love can pave the way for passion under this influence. Business ventures involving computers, electronics and broadcasting are also favored. Even a small investment can pay off handsomely. Put any extra income toward a luxury purchase. A car, phone or computer could make daily operations go more smoothly and efficiently. Looking ahead, a trine between the generous Leo Moon and spontaneous Uranus makes it a great time for gift-giving. Be sure to purchase an item that seems perfectly suited to a friend. If it's your birthday today, the coming year could be a time of delightful surprises. Are you single? You could literally bump into your soul mate when you least expect it. Are you in a relationship? Your partner could get exciting news that greatly improves your standard of living. Kelli Fox is a certified astrologer, co-founder of The Astrologer Inc. and Lifescript horoscope expert. Kelli is a member of the American Federation of Astrologers, National Council for Geocosmic Research and International Society for Astrological.

July 30, 2016

By The Astrologer, Kelli Fox Agitated Mercury makes a square to forceful Mars today. Beware of making rash decisions. It's easy to give way to temper tantrums under this influence. When that happens, unfortunate choices are made. When commanded to choose a path, take deep breaths. Go for a brisk walk. Ask a wise counsellor for advice. Someone who has faced similar difficulties will offer valuable insight on dealing with this problem. In addition, rebellious Uranus will go retrograde. Words said in anger could be cause for regret. Try keeping control of emotions, especially when dealing with difficult people. Stubborn individuals won't listen to reason, so there's no point arguing. Looking ahead, the authoritative Sun will form a trine to professional Saturn. Career opportunities can abound for people who are willing to work hard and assume additional responsibilities. If it's your birthday today, the year ahead warns you not to jump to conclusions. The more you listen, the more you learn. Act like you're on a fact-finding mission. Pay attention to your romantic partner's likes and dislikes. Acquire marketable skills aimed at landing your dream job. Treat every conflict as a teaching moment. Kelli Fox is a certified astrologer, co-founder of The Astrologer Inc. and Lifescript horoscope expert. Kelli is a member of the American Federation of Astrologers, National Council for Geocosmic Research and International Society for Astrological.

July 29, 2016

By The Astrologer, Kelli Fox The obstinate Taurus Moon forms hard aspects to flexible Mercury and proactive Mars today. Opposing a change of plans could undermine progress. It's better to adopt an open-minded attitude toward modern improvements. A new software program, procedure or piece of equipment could dramatically increase efficiency. Put reservations aside and be willing to try something new. When obstacles appear, take a different approach. Beating a dead horse will only create unnecessary frustration. Flexibility is critical under this influence. Admit when things don't work and explore alternatives. Looking ahead, attractive Venus will form a trine to impulsive Uranus. People have a tendency to fall head over heels in love under this influence. Spontaneous gestures of affection can also take place. If you're celebrating your birthday today, the year ahead will invite you to explore unfamiliar vistas. When given a chance to try something new, take it! Expanding your horizons can attract love, luck and money. Clinging to outmoded routines will result in lost opportunities. Be willing to be momentarily uncomfortable for the sake of growth. Kelli Fox is a certified astrologer, co-founder of The Astrologer Inc. and Lifescript horoscope expert. Kelli is a member of the American Federation of Astrologers, National Council for Geocosmic Research and International Society for Astrological.

July 28, 2016

July 27, 2016

By The Astrologer, Kelli Fox Today, the sensual Taurus Moon forms beneficial angles to Jupiter, Neptune and Pluto. Take this opportunity to enjoy good food, enticing aromas, vivid colors and uplifting music. Satisfying the senses can relieve stress and improve relationships. It's easier to be compassionate and loving after a session of self-pampering. In addition, the Moon makes a square to obsessive Pluto. Letting go of a grudge is strongly advised. Although it isn't necessary to forgive someone for committing a terrible deed, it does help to release their power over personal decisions. Instead of dwelling on thoughts of revenge, make plans for a happier, healthier future. Looking ahead, mindful Mercury will move into precise Virgo. It will be a great time to attend to jobs that require careful attention to detail. Tackling correspondence is also favored. If it's your birthday today, the year ahead could be tremendously happy for you and your family. Welcoming a child to your home is a distinct possibility. Alternatively, you might ask an elderly relative to move in with you. This addition to your household may deepen your appreciation for domestic life. Kelli Fox is a certified astrologer, co-founder of The Astrologer Inc. and Lifescript horoscope expert. Kelli is a member of the American Federation of Astrologers, National Council for Geocosmic Research and International Society for Astrological.