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November 19, 2016

By The Astrologer, Kelli Fox
Relaxed Venus makes a sextile to dreamy Neptune. Scheduling a romantic vacation is favored. Single people could find love on this journey, while those in committed relationships may rekindle the spark that first brought them together. A change of scenery can dissolve resentments and cultivate intimacy. Arrange a break from the weary grind. In addition, dreamy Neptune moves direct, issuing an invitation to kick back and enjoy life. Postpone chores for another day. Instead, watch a movie. Go to a restaurant. Get a massage. Do anything that feels decadent and irresponsible. All work and no play can create misery, especially under this influence. Looking ahead, curious Mercury will form a sextile to adventurous Jupiter. It will be a great time to travel, write, study or all three. If it's your birthday today, the year ahead could find you providing comfort to those in need. Working for a charitable organization or volunteering for an emergency services program is possible. Your kindness and compassion can make a tremendous difference in the lives of desperate people. Share your gift of love with the world.

Kelli Fox is a certified astrologer, co-founder of The Astrologer Inc. and Lifescript horoscope expert. Kelli is a member of the American Federation of Astrologers, National Council for Geocosmic Research and International Society for Astrological.

November 18, 2016

By The Astrologer, Kelli Fox
Agitated Mercury forms a square to deceptive Neptune. There's pressure to make a choice before knowing all the facts. People born under the signs Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius and Pisces may feel especially rushed. Instead of making an arbitrary decision, try getting more information. Check references and verify stories. The truth will emerge after doing some digging. Be especially careful when taking prescription medication. This influence can cause people to misjudge how much is needed. If the prescribed amount seems too much, ask for a reduced dose. Be in constant communication with a health professional. Report any troubling side effects immediately. Looking ahead, the authoritative Sun will move into informed Sagittarius. The chance to teach an advanced class could arrive quite suddenly. Seize this opportunity to get paid for expert knowledge. If you're celebrating your birthday today, the year ahead warns against slacking off. Checking facts, meeting deadlines and proofreading work will serve you well. By developing a reputation for perfectionism, you'll attract great job opportunities. In addition, you'll become one of the most respected names in your field. Hold yourself to a higher standard.

November 17, 2016

By The Astrologer, Kelli Fox
The vigilant Cancer Moon forms difficult aspects to Venus and Jupiter today. Resist the urge to cover a friend's tracks. Offer as much love and encouragement as possible, but refuse to hide the truth. Coming to the rescue of others can create a dangerous precedent. Demonstrate faith in others to solve their own problems. Fortunately, the Moon also makes a trine to compassionate Neptune. An admission of guilt could prompt the authorities to show mercy on a wrongdoer. Faith in the system could be restored thanks to a kind judge or social worker. Encourage a wrongdoer to be honest, take responsibility and hope for the best. Looking ahead, the assertive Leo Moon will make trines to both Saturn and Uranus. This will be an ideal opportunity to put an important business plan into effect. If it's your birthday today, the year ahead will invite you to cultivate healthier relationships. Becoming more self-sufficient may require you to get some distance from a beloved romantic partner or relative. Instead of relying on others to perform certain tasks, acquire these skills yourself. The more you learn, the more confidence you will become.

November 16, 2016

By The Astrologer, Kelli Fox
A sextile between the analytical Gemini Moon and original Uranus makes it a great time to track down information. Helpful information could be found in an unusual place. Take this opportunity to explore a dusty archive or interview an elderly eyewitness to a historical event. Fascinating facts can be discovered under this influence. Hosting an impromptu party is also possible. If a restaurant closes too early to suit diners, invite everyone over for coffee and drinks. It will be great catching up with friends and colleagues in a relaxed atmosphere. Prepare to hear some juicy gossip that's both amusing and scandalous. Looking ahead, tasteful Venus will make a sextile to creative Neptune. This will be a wonderful time to plan a romantic getaway tailored to a love interest's style. If you're celebrating your birthday today, the year ahead will increase your desire for knowledge. Take this opportunity to study with a respected master, serve as an apprentice or teach yourself a valuable skill. Learning a foreign language could lead to an opportunity to live abroad. Expand your intellectual horizons.

November 15, 2016

By The Astrologer, Kelli Fox
A sextile between quick-thinking Mercury and active Mars could pave the way for a health regimen. Quitting a bad habit will be easier than expected. It's simply a matter of formulating a plan and following it. The key is to stick to a regimen for 30 days. At that point, the routine will become second nature. News about a tax refund, inheritance or royalty payment may also arrive. Put this windfall into a savings account. Having ready cash will afford more freedom on the personal and professional fronts. It's easier to be choosy about relationships and jobs with a financial cushion. Looking ahead, anxious Mercury will form a square to deceptive Neptune. It will be difficult to get to the bottom of a confusing situation. Don't make any decisions until reliable facts arrive. If it's your birthday today, you may be determined to acquire more knowledge in the year ahead. Taking a heavy course load will be challenging but stimulating. Earning an advanced degree in a short amount of time is possible, provided you're willing to focus like a laser on your goal.

November 14, 2016

By The Astrologer, Kelli Fox
Frugality is strongly advised when the Full Moon rises in Taurus. Trying to fill an emotional void with expensive luxury items could create unwanted stress. It's better to stretch resources as far as they can go. People born under the signs Taurus, Virgo and Capricorn should be particularly careful with their money. A lack of domestic security should be addressed. Finding a comfortable living situation won't be easy, but it is important. Instead of moving from one temporary situation to another, devise a plan to settle in one spot for the foreseeable future. Putting down roots can cultivate financial prosperity. Looking ahead, the sheltering Cancer Moon will form hard aspects to both Venus and Jupiter. Resist the temptation to cover up a loved one's mistake. Let them deal with the consequences of their behavior. If you're celebrating your birthday today, the year ahead warns against putting too much emphasis on material matters. Instead of trying to make more money, devote more time to spiritual pursuits. Spend time with loving friends. Enjoy a long vacation. It will be comforting to discover that happiness isn't reliant on wealth.

November 13, 2016

By The Astrologer, Kelli Fox
Improving the decor of a drab space is favored, thanks to the Taurus Moon's supportive angles to Neptune and Pluto. A coat of paint, some colorful artwork and thriving plants can enliven a space that is cold and forbidding. It won't be necessary to spend a lot of money to achieve an impressive effect. Attractive secondhand items can be found in flea markets and thrift shops. This is also a good time to rest and relax. Feel free to cut back a busy schedule. Getting some extra sleep can be very refreshing. It's also a good time to luxuriate in a scented bath or go for a long massage. Looking ahead, the inquisitive Gemini Moon will make a sextile to inventive Uranus. Pursuing a line of questioning will yield some unexpected answers. It will be a great time to solve mysteries. If it's your birthday today, the year ahead could provide ample opportunity to build financial security. Creative talent may be the key to generating more income. Selling handicrafts is strongly advised. Working as a photographer, caterer or florist could also prove profitable. Think about going into business for yourself, at least part time.